Do As I Say (Not As I Do)
Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash A home for fleas A hive for bees A nest for birds There ain’t no words For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder Of my… Of course, …
What Not to Wear
This Episode: Danny DeVito Ok, so two years ago (the last time my parents visited me*…kaff), I received a full-length mirror for my birthday (from the aforementioned parents). “But,” they …
The Pub Princess of St. Patty’s Day
Four weeks to go. Saturday’s big excitement was the hair and makeup trial. Whoo. After polling all of my closest friends and random strangers, I decided that I wanted to …
Saving face
Actual Age: 30How I look: (rumour has it) 25 (but I’ve gotten from 22 to 26)How I feel: 17, at mostWith the wedding (oh, not THAT again) coming up in …